1000 Dicks, really?

What if the common denominator in all your failed relationships… is you?

In 1000 Dicks, award-winning writer Alicia doesn’t just revisit her romantic past — she excavates it. With razor-sharp wit and emotional honesty, she traces the men who shaped her — the good, the awful, the almosts — and the patterns she didn’t see until it was way, way too late.

There’s the teenage obsession she carved into her ankle.
The charming narcissist she kept forgiving.
The “nice guy” who made her feel nothing — and the toxic ones who made her feel everything.

Each story is both a car crash and a confession: painful, ridiculous, and unexpectedly hilarious.

This isn’t a revenge memoir. It’s not a dating guide.
It’s a sharply funny, painfully relatable deep dive into what happens when you want love so badly, you forget to ask if it’s even good for you.

1000 Dicks is about healing through humor, reclaiming your patterns, and laughing at someone else’s mistakes. Because your past doesn’t define you. But it sure as hell can explain some things.